Rumple Buttercup

If Neil Gaiman wrote Scaredy Squirrel

Imagine you are sitting with a kind, gentle soul who is telling you an intelligently quirky and non-condescendingly charming story about a little green monster and a banana. Alright, there is more to the story than a banana, but you do not know you’re learning a lesson until the end when your heart warms and you smile. I believe I’ve watched too many hours of Criminal Minds because I could hear Spencer Reid reading the words. If that idea fascinates you, the book is also available in audio format.